I just Tumblred the world telling them not to listen to old celibate men in cosplay talk about sex anymore. Unless that’s what they’re into.
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The Pope’s Last Day of Work (via cracked)
Behold one of the funnest and least-viewed articles I’ve ever written for Cracked! It’s topical and hilarious and honestly Cracked might have been better off paying me to read it to myself in front of a mirror, because that would have nearly as many readers. But they’re fantastic and let me write it on the front page anyway.
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And you’re fantastic because you’re going to read it so I can do stuff like this again, right?
(via cracked)
