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Video Games Are Out To Kill Your Relationship

The first post in a brand new gig, as I start transforming CBS’s “Man Cave” from “A childish pit for guys to hide in” to “Like the Bat Cave, but for a real Man.“ 

We see how Mario’s trying to make you celibate too, dating games don’t deserve either word, and BioWare is trying to destroy your relationships by releasing their latest demo on Valentine’s Day and having it include the sexiest, most desirable character in all of video gaming.

We all know he could calibrate anything.
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    spend this Valentines day romancing the pants off of Alistair in Dragon Age… I’ve got
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