The Craziest Criminal Excuses
Stupidity is no excuse, because these idiots clearly knew they were breaking the law. And nothing else. Also, some of them have the most ridiculous weapon collection since Inspector Gadget.
Except a good umbrella would be more useful than most of those
I also have to update my craziness index: I was expecting far more hilarity from “sovereign citizens”, but the majority of feedback was from followers of Asatru. Whose main tenets seem to be “whining” and “not getting their own point.” Every pro-Asatru mail I got shouted “You have to respect our faith, we’re not stupid lunatics like those Wiccans/Christians/other religion we mock while berating you for mocking ours.”
It’s very simple: if you believe in something, that’s your business. No-one else’s. If your faith will transcend death and live eternally with omnipotent beings, surely it’s strong enough to withstand theological burdens like me thinking you’re mad. You don’t like me anyway! Surely the knowledge I’ll burn wherever your loving religion sticks people with the wrong story memorized is good for you!
Likewise, my belief in Optimus Prime as a role model is immune to your criticism. Because I genuinely care about him more than I care about the opinions of random strangers on the internet.
