Brilliant Bottle Openers
Beer Magazine proves several stereotypes false just by existing, including the idea of alcohol only damaging your career and bank balance. Some people have elevated opening into an art, and I’ve found everything from flickity-dickity-butterfly openers (you can practice without losing fingers!) to the Brewzer multi-tool, which makes McGyver look useless.
This has more useful prongs and orifices than the internet’s entire porn supply
