Jetpack Exhaust

My name is Luke McKinney and I'm a writer. You can find my articles on www.lukemckinney.org
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9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious

When you’re attaching a flick-knife to a revolver you might have missed the point of both items, despite one being entirely point. Add the Throttlin’ strap, a straw which protects you from poisoned and non-poisoned drinks, and the ultimate Plants vs Zombies real-life cosplay. and you’ve got more optimistic attack options than singing Kumbayah at approaching troops.
Bonus: The most sexist comic art outside of New DC.

This person filed a patent for the idea that women can only be victims and have stupid attacks! Hope you have a super-lawyer, superheroes!

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