bankshot

bankshot:

kathythewriter:

All day, boys have been bombarding Cracked and its social media for a measured response to today’s column by Zoe Quinn. I thought Cracked would do the right thing and produce an immediate apology to those the article had hurt, but it is looking less likely by the minute. Fortunately, I happen to…

I was worried for a second, but if satire were LotR, Kathy just brought a flaming balrog whip to the party.

Balanced like a Bat’leth, and equally involved in cutting down fools.

3liza

spacetwinks:

ultimately the goal of a lot of people identifying as “gamers” and going on and on about what they want from games journalism and from people discussing games, even the ones not screaming slurs or harassing people, seems to be explicitly “stop criticizing, stop talking about the…

Also the bizarre assumption that there are only a certain number of games that can be created, and that if too many people make text adventures singlehandedly it’ll somehow unmake a future Assassin’s Duty 17: This Time He’s Master Chief. Because if there’s anything that’ll derail the billion dollar juggernaut of gigantic sequels it’s a couple of people programming a house where it’s not possible to shoot people. 

Imagine hot-dog fans crashing into patisseries, insulting the staff and posting one-star yelp reviews in case the awful threat of croissants somehow interferes with hot dog pun production. 

cracked

cracked:

kathythewriter:

cscoville:

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So earlier in the year I wrote this book for Adams Media. It’s a collection of funny reviews from around the internet. It has pictures and stuff and is a really good gift book for the humor-enjoying person in your life.

The book is now available for preorder on Amazon at this link: the…

Yet another Cracked writer being awesome!

More funny things from more funny people! 

I invent a new form of quantsistor which revolutionizes the “giving me money for shiny beepy things” industry and makes me richer than an Orchard of Apples. I buy DC and Marvel in their entirety. I walk into the first joint board meeting, execs lined up on either side of the table like opposing royal families. I place a posterboad on a stand.

SECRET SIX vs X-CLUB

"This is your new direction. Also, Kamala Khan gets a cross-over with every series." 

cracked

cracked:

For instance, let’s say there’s a movement called #GamerGate, about irate gamers protesting the lack of ethics in gaming journalism. OK, sounds like a good, simple cause. Now, let’s say the specific ethical breach that enraged them is about a feminist indie game designer who a bunch of gamers…

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hyperflamingo43

hyperflamingo43:

jetpackexhaust:

mancavedaily:

Doctor Who’s Next? 5 Timely Time Lord Suggestions for the Doctor after Peter Capaldi • by @LukeMcKinney •

DrWhosNext

Every few years Doctor Who becomes a terrible joke as people wonder Who’ll become spacetime’s most charismatic and jurisdiction-escaping abductor of young women. Peter Capaldi has…

Dare to imagine a regeneration protocol where white.penis() isn’t locked to TRUE.

"The Doctor needs change. The Doctor is change. On every other planet he’s instantly embroiled in any class inequality, repairing society in under an hour, but when he drops back to Earth to pick up a replacement companion he doesn’t seem to see any problems. Maybe that’s because he keeps visiting as a white dude."

Surrender of the Body Havers

Surrender of the Body Havers

The point of a drone is to send a machine somewhere you don’t want to go yourself. Forget spying and military strikes, we’ll soon have drones going to the shops for milk and fetching the TV remote from across the room. Drones watching children perform their school pantomime. Drone buzzing softly as spouse shares their annoyances of the day. Drones with very special attachments providing intimate…

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mancavedaily

mancavedaily:

Doctor Who’s Next? 5 Timely Time Lord Suggestions for the Doctor after Peter Capaldi • by @LukeMcKinney •

DrWhosNext

Every few years Doctor Who becomes a terrible joke as people wonder Who’ll become spacetime’s most charismatic and jurisdiction-escaping abductor of young women. Peter Capaldi has…

Dare to imagine a regeneration protocol where white.penis() isn’t locked to TRUE.

mancavedaily

tristianmakhai:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

That last one…

I wouldn’t go back to me as a teen for all the money in the world.

But going back there myself? The chance to take over that asshole’s body to gain a twenty year head-start with everything I know now? I would erase that fool from existence even harder than I already have.