Reforming the Committee on Evil Literature

Reforming the Committee on Evil Literature

The Committee on Evil Literature isn’t an unholy alliance of Iago, Moriarty, and Dracula out to illiter-ate the Superfriends in a very special episode about reading. It was a real government body whose effects are still being felt today.

Ireland has a history of being fertile soil for new writers, and then disgusting them until they have to leave. Two ways that Ireland’s historical attitude to…

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3liza

3liza:

thatwronglove:

3liza:

batman is a pure sex object

i object to this. hes just a regular fella. covered head to toe in black leather with only his eyes and mouth visible, who hits people

nothing kinky there

also DEFINITELY not gay

Also Batman is best at EVERYTHING, so whatever kink you have he’s spent years mastering it. An alternate batfur suit, batcomputer folders of inflation porn, watersports from across the room while upside down, everything.

cracked

cracked:

theleeryone:

cracked:

A lot of you fellas need to hear this message. That’s why we’re having as many attractive female comedians as possible deliver it.

10 Creepy Comments That Only Women Get On the Internet

the comments on this video are not encouraging

Not to trick you into a flame war with somebody, but why not go be an encouraging comment?

I’m always proud to write with Cracked, and I’m especially proud when they make things like this. I would say I’d wish we could force people posting those messages to say them out loud first, but honestly, I’d sip to the bit with the taser. 

mancavedaily

What You Don’t Need to Know About the Guardians of the Galaxy

mancavedaily:

Everyone's wondering if Marvel overreached with this movie for having such weird source material, and we're just sitting here remembering when everybody predicted the same thing for "300" and "Sin City."

This week you’ll see many articles explaining what you need to know about the Guardians of the Galaxy before seeing the movie. Which is nonsense. All you need to know is the name, and how to use this hu-man thing called “money” to buy tickets to awesome-looking moving pictures. The real reason for these articles is the wonderful way nerds have reversed the polarity of the entire world:…

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Lesser-known Ancient Prophecies

Hark! I prophesy a conqueror slaughtering his way across our lands to enslave the one who claims to see the future, and, wait, aha, just a story I heard once, never mind.

The crone who gazed into the future, returning with a vision that boiling water first would, like, totally save everyone so much hassle.

The augury predicting that the Shadow Lord’s magical amulet would have to be cast into his…

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itswalky
itswalky:

A former supervillain is out of prison and witnesses to Paraman, but Paraman kind of already has the sales pitch down already, including all the made up stuff, which he has already bought.

"A picture might be worth a thousand words, but better stick down the thousand words there anyway. Then it’ll be worth TWO thousand words!"

itswalky:

A former supervillain is out of prison and witnesses to Paraman, but Paraman kind of already has the sales pitch down already, including all the made up stuff, which he has already bought.

"A picture might be worth a thousand words, but better stick down the thousand words there anyway. Then it’ll be worth TWO thousand words!"